zeldathemes
don't get upsetti have some spaghetti
or, you know, some penne
hey i'm heather and i'm fueled by puns, potatoes, and pasta. (18, California)

And you can try to stop my dancing feet, but I just cannot sit still!

  #this musical is so important    #this movie is wonderful  

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka
  #adulthood    #IT'S THE CIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFE  
  #kitties  

Jeff “Vintage Dick” Goldblum in GQ Magazine, September 2014

  #LIFE WILL FIND A WAY  
mei-chankitty:

idgit-pies-and-puppydogeyes:

lokis-little-wolfie:

jimmynovakancy:

Remember the kid from Dead In The Water? The one who watched his dad die, who didn’t talk? Dean says “no wonder that kid’s so freaked out - watching one of your parents die isn’t something you just get over.” 
Dean colors with the kid, says “I’m thinking you can hear me, you just don’t wanna talk.”
John’s Journal November 16th: “Dean still hardly talks.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT OKAY

NOT COOL.

nononononononononono. No.

mei-chankitty:

idgit-pies-and-puppydogeyes:

lokis-little-wolfie:

jimmynovakancy:

Remember the kid from Dead In The Water? The one who watched his dad die, who didn’t talk? Dean says “no wonder that kid’s so freaked out - watching one of your parents die isn’t something you just get over.” 

Dean colors with the kid, says “I’m thinking you can hear me, you just don’t wanna talk.”

John’s Journal November 16th: “Dean still hardly talks.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT OKAY

NOT COOL.

nononononononononono. No.

the-winchesters-and-their-angel:

fleurdean:

DO YOU GET IT

EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME, THIS POST WINS!

corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

  #ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT  

maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

glittertitties:

themrcreepypasta:

CAN’T BREATHE 

I CAN READ MINDS

glittertitties:

themrcreepypasta:

CAN’T BREATHE 

I CAN READ MINDS

  #ICONIC  

We interrupt our regular broadcast to bring you … Vulcan Kisses

jaxxtheblade:

spocks—cock:

I put together some vulcan smooches for you, because I love you.

Vulcan husband-wife kiss:

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Adorable.

Vulcan mother-child kiss:

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D’AWWW

Sexy vulcan makeout:

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ooh yeah get some

Vulcan—wait what

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what are are you doing

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oh my god

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stop

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yeah so I don’t know what this equates to in human terms

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but I’m pretty sure if you did it in public on Vulcan it would get you arrested

jfallonlove:

Jimmy Fallon - Idiot Boyfriend

  #look at this idiot  
slutframing:

There is no lie detected

slutframing:

There is no lie detected

Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
  #yEAH  
  #ah yes    #boys