zeldathemes
don't get upsetti have some spaghetti
or, you know, some penne
hey i'm heather and i'm fueled by puns, potatoes, and pasta. (18, California)
bongfucker:

svveden:

m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s:

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

OOOOOHHHHHHHH. OH. OH. OH. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. WOW. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK OH OH FUCK  OOOHH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. YOU. YOU GOT. FUCK. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK. YOU GOT FUCKED UP. FUCK. OH. HOW. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. OH. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. FUCK. OH FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK HOW DOES IT FEEL. WOW. YOU GOT OWNED. FUCK. OH FUCK YOU GOT OWNED OH FUCK. MY FUCKING OH MY FUCK YOU GOT SO FUCKING OWNED AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT. OH. FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK WOW FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU ARE SO STUPID WOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU JUST GOT OWNED SO BAD. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK ME. SHUT UP FOREVER

bongfucker:

svveden:

m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s:

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

OOOOOHHHHHHHH. OH. OH. OH. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. WOW. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK OH OH FUCK  OOOHH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. YOU. YOU GOT. FUCK. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK. YOU GOT FUCKED UP. FUCK. OH. HOW. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. OH. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. FUCK. OH FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK HOW DOES IT FEEL. WOW. YOU GOT OWNED. FUCK. OH FUCK YOU GOT OWNED OH FUCK. MY FUCKING OH MY FUCK YOU GOT SO FUCKING OWNED AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT. OH. FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK WOW FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU ARE SO STUPID WOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU JUST GOT OWNED SO BAD. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK ME. SHUT UP FOREVER

whovianat221bbakerstreet:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

therecipesofathymelord:

NOT ONLY HAS HE GOT A PHONE. BUT HE GAVE YOU HIS NUMBER. /HE PUT/ /HIS NUMBER/ IN YOUR PHONE ROSE

And a picture of a blue box.

I think of this every single time I see this scene. It’s fucking adorable.

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

i-m-a-weird-person:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 


SHIT SON

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.

Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.

When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 

SHIT SON

  #fuck  

punklucifer:

I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

  #pup    #dogs  

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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sexaulity:

Tbh

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

  #icon  

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